NFL Fines Stand Up NY!
The new NFL rules continue to send shock waves, this time hitting up Stand Up NY for a large fine. According to sources close to the club, their Football Sundays events are too big of a hit, leaving long term side effects on a number of receiving parties. Some have reported spacing out during the following week, day dreaming of all the fun, food and football they were able to enjoy at one location. Others have reported rambling on to all their friends about the great time they had watching the game at Stand Up NY.
Many people are furious over the leagues decision. “No one is making the people come watch football on our huge LED screens, drink our cheap bear and eat our delicious wings-” says a bartender wishing to remain anonymous. One guest who was hit particularly hard put it bluntly, “I know the risks before I go in, the club did nothing wrong.”
Stand Up NY has not decided if it will appeal the ruling, but did release this statement: “We have been taught to supply our guest with the best time possible, and have no intention of changing the way we play the game. We will continue to do this every Sunday for the entire season, up until the last minute of the last game. No exceptions. No excuses. It is unfortunate that some guests of Stand Up NY are reporting long term effects, but we will continue to play the game the only way we know how.”
Replays show a couple people being hit particularly hard, especially when they received the free round of shots that comes standard to every guest upon arrival. In slow motion, you can really see their faces light up, some immediately reaching for their cell phones to tell everyone they know to come.
We will wait to see if Stand Up NY will change anything for this upcoming Sunday. Live from New York, Benjy Susswein, ESPN.


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